Warning: Do NOT Read This Blog Post!

Hello dear readers, this is Gwyneth Jones - your one and only ridiculously humble Daring Librarian here with dire LATE Breaking News...that's right
As Sophia (the delightfully cheerful girl above) reported on MHTV News we must share something distasteful with you.
Why? Because I recently awoke feeling a dreadful malaise and a lingering doleful fear about something I just uncovered. When I say "uncover" imagine turning over a mossy rock expecting cute wriggly earth worms and rolly polly pill bugs only to find a suspect piece of butterscotch candy wrapped in a soggy cellophane wrapper...well, read below for our news story.
Oh, and don't be angry with me OR with the smiley Sophia...we HAD to give this news
Here's the Script:
We here at #MHTVNews usually like to share uplifting and heartwarming stories about young people who joyfully create amazing things and are rewarded for their Scientific, Literary, Artistic, and or Academic Achievements.

Of
course, we have all the books in this horrid series in the Murray Hill
Daring School Library Media Center, we consider that fair warning so
that you may read them, if you are so inclined, to be properly prepared.
They are terrible books of horrible events and only appreciated by
those who are slightly tetched in the heid (Scottish variety) or
bloodthirsty.
Oh and Count Olaf? We’re keeping a weather eye on you sir! Be sure of that! No more sneaking around and hiding in my Library Office.
Find Count Olaf Hiding in my Office!
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